In The Mud
Time to get dirty! It’s good, clean fun! Find a wet, sloppy mud pit…at least 3 to 4 inches above your ankles. Take a snow board and strap it to each others feet, make sure the only thing you’re wearing in the crisp September air is a cowboy hat and a scarf. Spend 10 minutes using oral foreplay. Now its time to do some tricks! First try the Dosey-Dough…spend 8 minutes square dancing while you sing to each other. Keep your snowboards on the whole time.
Did they really do it? What do you think?