Send In The Clowns
Find a large park, dress in full clown costumes and each have an entertaining prepared. Maybe juggling for one and balloon animals the other. Spend your time entertaining passers by as much as you can. If the opportunity arises, sneak off into the bushes and entertain each other to climax. Watch out so the bright colors of your costumes don’t bring unwanted attention. If someone should happen to pass by and you feel they might catch you, run out and continue juggling. Make everyone believe you are innocent clowns. Only we know the truth.
Did they really do it? What do you think?