Up A Tree
Grab your honey and scurry up a 7.5 foot evergreen tree. Then find two other trees of your choice, but they must be at least 8ft tall. Spring time is here and its time for love. You must be bare except for shoes. Be careful of splinters as you go up and down for three 10 minute sessions of forest monkey mating. As you get busy in front of your furry forest friends, make sure you blend in by making all sorts of forest noises. Start with sharing bird calls while you enjoy your close connection. Follow that with a series of moose calls, bear growls, wolf howls…feel free to use any wildlife calls that are native to your area, just keep up the racket!
Did they really do it? What do you think?